Why oh why
Do you choose to die
On this quiet cold evening
The 1st of July?

No games can be loaded
Now Steam won’t play
My external hard drive
Is useless this day.

It’s not that i can’t find
Some un-PC way
To amuse myself
– The weekend’s ok –

You’ve just made me unhappy
Not over the moon
Why not kick the bucket
On the 30th of June?

I know that you know
You cost twelve-hundred bucks
And the tax year just ended
Feck you very much.