Some say there are two types of confidence: there is the confidence of the expert, someone who has studied extensively and learnt all there is to know in a particular field; and there is the confidence of the fool.
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Some say there is one type of confidence.
Found this on the ground…
Think I will save it to hold up during meetings when people start picking fights or moving into passive aggressive mode.
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I think there should be a whole collection of these. Active audience emojis. Little signs you can hold up to show your current level of agreement and engagement (or lack thereof).
There are plenty of hearts and thumbs ups around, I need these (for starters):
🤔
😬
😕
🤦
⚠️
Did you know the flavour ‘sweet and sour’ is actually really old? It was invented more than one thousand years ago, in the Tang dynasty.
I purchased a mint seedling from the plant nursery, but it didn’t grow. I went back to the store and they refused to give me my money back. They said it should be expected for the species I bought. It was a dissappont-mint.
What do you call it when the Cookie Monster invites you over to try a new cookie that he will bake just as soon as the secret ingredient arrives?
Om nom nomi nominous.
My friend, who works as a butcher, has been working on his stand-up comedy routine. He said I was welcome to use any of his left over material. So I took a look…
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…but it was just offal.
C.T. Curio 