I’ve got to be honest, it wasn’t easy getting this out of the store.
You may well make light of this, and I don’t want to alarm anyone (apologies for being cagey) but we have secured two high-level flashers. (Orange you glad you red that?)
Found this sitting at a train station. Someone just turfed it out.
Must be forlorn.
(*For lawn… you get it. You like puns. Don’t pretend otherwse. Don’t grass me up).
I found a dragonfly
I believe that’s called agoraphilia
Leonardo was not enjoying his new job at Amazon
I was walking outside and the wind was blowing when suddenly I noticed the plants were talking to me. It was at this moment that the vines realised I could understand what they were saying and they were like…
Ok, I’ll play. Umm… Government agents? Organised crime? Kidnapping service?
Mobile photo film development?
Albino party bus?
Some sicko nailed a bee to this pole