Writing

Sacrificial Versions

There was some confusion at work, resulting in a long email chain. Basically, a recently uploaded file had been appended with a different version number to the most recent version saved in the archive (“the vault”) which was supposed to be the source of truth. When explanations failed to hit the mark I resorted to poetry.

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Reality is multifaceted, they say.

The way which can be spoken is not the true way.

We find our anchors where we may.

Our source of truth, the Vault remains.

If there’s a mistake, then realities change.

Version 1.1 and 2 are the same.

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It seemed to do the trick. Practical mysticism is a thing.

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I think they want me to press this button. What do they think I am?

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What’d you call me?

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I’ve got to be honest, it wasn’t easy getting this out of the store.

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Mistaken

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Comic, visual puns

Strobbery

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Did you ever wonder why people dress like they do in those post-apocalyptic movies? Well wonder no more with this handy guide!

Please be considerate and dress appropriately the next time you go out.

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The new dress code

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