Important Notice: Please be mindful of the placement of your social media logos. You don’t want to look like a:
Companies that buy likes are overrated.
I think they want me to press this button. What do they think I am?
I’ve got to be honest, it wasn’t easy getting this out of the store.
Did you ever wonder why people dress like they do in those post-apocalyptic movies? Well wonder no more with this handy guide!
Please be considerate and dress appropriately the next time you go out.
Dance like your webcam is turned off,
love like the trolls never hurt.
Sing like your microphone’s broken,
live from home like it’s heaven on earth.
– Mark Twain (almost)