Why does the media triple ply us with the terror of shelves wiped free of TP, only furthering the run of a shitty situation? Sure I’m poo pooing this, but you know urinal lot of trouble people are literally tearing at each other in the aisles because they can’t get their hands on some soft cushiony toilet paper. I know our butts are on the line, but this is breaking families apart – as they go to different aisles to get around the ‘one carton per transaction’ rule.
You may well make light of this, and I don’t want to alarm anyone (apologies for being cagey) but we have secured two high-level flashers. (Orange you glad you red that?)
Found this sitting at a train station. Someone just turfed it out.
Must be forlorn.
(*For lawn… you get it. You like puns. Don’t pretend otherwse. Don’t grass me up).
Apologies, this is a little condescending
Because it’s a little con, descending. Gettit? On a staircase. Do you understand? It’s a pun. And this bit is self-referential, because I’m being condescending, as if you dont understand, and that’s kinda rude. Why are you still reading this? The joke is up there.
Some sicko nailed a bee to this pole