My colleague is a genius
With their fiefdoms and pilgrimages.
This one was penned by my pun loving friend, I can take no credit –
Two cats walk into a bar ready for a big night. One of them sits down and orders a glass of milk. The other, astounded, says “come on man, don’t be a pussy!”
I went to buy a small dog from a breeder, but when I got there they tried to up the price. I just walked away.
I don’t negotiate with terriorists.
Check out this blatant use of stereo types in marketing.
There’s been a bit of civil unrest in my neighborhood, so I suggested to the local council that they could start one of those Greek style open market spaces.
They said they didn’t want to agora-vate the situation.
…Yeah, that was terrible. Sorry about that.
A sailor tried to sell me a ship with a broken mast