My colleague is a genius
With their fiefdoms and pilgrimages.
This one was penned by my pun loving friend, I can take no credit –
Two cats walk into a bar ready for a big night. One of them sits down and orders a glass of milk. The other, astounded, says “come on man, don’t be a pussy!”
I went to buy a small dog from a breeder, but when I got there they tried to up the price. I just walked away.
I don’t negotiate with terriorists.
Check out this blatant use of stereo types in marketing.
There’s been a bit of civil unrest in my neighborhood, so I suggested to the local council that they could start one of those Greek style open market spaces.
They said they didn’t want to agora-vate the situation.
…Yeah, that was terrible. Sorry about that.
A sailor tried to sell me a ship with a broken mast
Any moment now this guy is going to break into amazing electronic dance moves.
Looks like someone finally removed this hypocritical text from these long suffering stairs
Do you think it would be a good idea to make a ‘wouldn’t’ / ‘wooden’ pun?
I think it…