A sailor tried to sell me a ship with a broken mast

“No sail”

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Sea what I did there?

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Eye don’t nose

Looks like eye shoes are more popular than mouth shoes… ? 

 

The eyes have it.

 

I don’t know what they see in these myself.  

 

Other body parts were sorely missing from this collection.  They have no nose. …how do they smell?  Heh heh.  Like shoes.  o_0

 

That’s pretty bad.  Someone put their foot in their mouth.

 

Sorry that’s so corny.  May need to file that away.

 

Too pedestrian?

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