A sailor tried to sell me a ship with a broken mast

“No sail”


Sea what I did there?


Eye don’t nose

Looks like eye shoes are more popular than mouth shoes… ? 


The eyes have it.


I don’t know what they see in these myself.  


Other body parts were sorely missing from this collection.  They have no nose. …how do they smell?  Heh heh.  Like shoes.  o_0


That’s pretty bad.  Someone put their foot in their mouth.


Sorry that’s so corny.  May need to file that away.


Too pedestrian?