Did you ever wonder why people dress like they do in those post-apocalyptic movies? Well wonder no more with this handy guide!

Please be considerate and dress appropriately the next time you go out.

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The new dress code

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Proof that propeller hats have always been in fashion

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Czech it out

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Did you know that beatniks actually imaged themselves after ancient Tibetan demons?

 

Meanwhile, that creepy guy at the back just has no style.  Or eyeballs.

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History Unmasked

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Eye don’t nose

Looks like eye shoes are more popular than mouth shoes… ? 

 

The eyes have it.

 

I don’t know what they see in these myself.  

 

Other body parts were sorely missing from this collection.  They have no nose. …how do they smell?  Heh heh.  Like shoes.  o_0

 

That’s pretty bad.  Someone put their foot in their mouth.

 

Sorry that’s so corny.  May need to file that away.

 

Too pedestrian?

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