Looks like eye shoes are more popular than mouth shoes… ? 

The eyes have it.

I don’t know what they see in these myself.  

Other body parts were sorely missing from this collection.  They have no nose. …how do they smell?  Heh heh.  Like shoes.  o_0

That’s pretty bad.  Someone put their foot in their mouth.

Sorry that’s so corny.  May need to file that away.

Too pedestrian?