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Did you ever wonder why people dress like they do in those post-apocalyptic movies? Well wonder no more with this handy guide!
Please be considerate and dress appropriately the next time you go out.
The new dress code
The great TP famine
Why does the media triple ply us with the terror of shelves wiped free of TP, only furthering the run of a shitty situation? Sure I’m poo pooing this, but you know urinal lot of trouble people are literally tearing at each other in the aisles because they can’t get their hands on some soft cushiony toilet paper. I know our butts are on the line, but this is breaking families apart – as they go to different aisles to get around the ‘one carton per transaction’ rule.
You may well make light of this, and I don’t want to alarm anyone (apologies for being cagey) but we have secured two high-level flashers. (Orange you glad you red that?)
Pundemonium
Found this sitting at a train station. Someone just turfed it out.
Must be forlorn.
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(*For lawn… you get it. You like puns. Don’t pretend otherwse. Don’t grass me up).
