Important Notice: Please be mindful of the placement of your social media logos. You don’t want to look like a:
Companies that buy likes are overrated.
I think they want me to press this button. What do they think I am?
I’ve got to be honest, it wasn’t easy getting this out of the store.
Did you ever wonder why people dress like they do in those post-apocalyptic movies? Well wonder no more with this handy guide!
Please be considerate and dress appropriately the next time you go out.
Why does the media triple ply us with the terror of shelves wiped free of TP, only furthering the run of a shitty situation? Sure I’m poo pooing this, but you know urinal lot of trouble people are literally tearing at each other in the aisles because they can’t get their hands on some soft cushiony toilet paper. I know our butts are on the line, but this is breaking families apart – as they go to different aisles to get around the ‘one carton per transaction’ rule.