Darn millennials
With their fiefdoms and pilgrimages.
Tag Archives: funny
The Purrfect Pun
This one was penned by my pun loving friend, I can take no credit –
Two cats walk into a bar ready for a big night. One of them sits down and orders a glass of milk. The other, astounded, says “come on man, don’t be a pussy!”
I went to buy a small dog from a breeder, but when I got there they tried to up the price. I just walked away.
I don’t negotiate with terriorists.
Terrierable
Important message about bullying:
Think back to when you were in primary school. Where the bigger kids could pick on you, push you around and take your stuff. Well guess what. You’re an adult now and that means you have more power. You are also bigger than every primary school kid, so you can take anything you want. Like this fancy bracelet. (Nice, right?)
