You may well make light of this, and I don’t want to alarm anyone (apologies for being cagey) but we have secured two high-level flashers. (Orange you glad you red that?)
Found this sitting at a train station. Someone just turfed it out.
Must be forlorn.
(*For lawn… you get it. You like puns. Don’t pretend otherwse. Don’t grass me up).
Apologies, this is a little condescending
Because it’s a little con, descending. Gettit? On a staircase. Do you understand? It’s a pun. And this bit is self-referential, because I’m being condescending, as if you dont understand, and that’s kinda rude. Why are you still reading this? The joke is up there.
Leonardo was not enjoying his new job at Amazon
Some sicko nailed a bee to this pole