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More is Better

Tired of 2 dimensional films?

Bored with 3 dimensions?

You’ve even tried making the images move by adding time and you can’t seem to break the banality of it all?

Well lament no more… Coming to a cinema near you* –

 
 

Critics are calling it: “Unreal”.

“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.”

“That extra dimension really pulled me in.”

“I’d ride the penteract again.”

 

  

  

*actual proximity to cinema will vary depending on your position in space and time.  Depending on your adopted theory of a fifth dimension, your state on this plane could be mathematically valid but will have no bearing on your ability to locate the virtual rollercoaster.

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Writing

Serial Killer Movie Titles

So, there was a remake of a film on TV called ‘The Stepfather’ about a guy that moves in with a family, then murders them all before moving on. It looked pretty bad. But it made me wonder, what else would make good titles for serial killer movies? 

The Orthodontist – “I’m sorry, those teeth have to come out”

 

The Optometrist – “The last thing you’ll ever see”

 

The Podiatrist – “Umm… something to do with feet?”

  

The Checkout Chick – “Time for you to check out / Clean up, aisle 9”

  

The IT guy – “He’ll try switching you off and on again” (some kind of cyborg, slasher thing)

 

The Forensic Scientist – “Oh wait, that’s Dexter. Much better title”

 

The Architect – “Devil in the detail / Your demise was predetermined / Bespoke Destruction”

 

The Baker – “Early to rise” (undead thriller?)

 

The Butcher – “… I’ve got nothing.”

 

The Candlestick Maker – “Jack be nimble, Jack be quick / You’re Snuffed”

 

The Motoring Enthusiast – “Yay, I’m a senator!” (An Australian horror story)

 

The Comedian – “He’ll have the last laugh”

 

The Locksmith – “You think you’re safe?”

 

The Philosopher – “I think, therefore you’re not”

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It’s pronounced “Nee”

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