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I think they want me to press this button. What do they think I am?

What’d you call me?
Did you ever wonder why people dress like they do in those post-apocalyptic movies? Well wonder no more with this handy guide!

Please be considerate and dress appropriately the next time you go out.
The new dress code

You may well make light of this, and I don’t want to alarm anyone (apologies for being cagey) but we have secured two high-level flashers. (Orange you glad you red that?)