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You may well make light of this, and I don’t want to alarm anyone (apologies for being cagey) but we have secured two high-level flashers. (Orange you glad you red that?)
Pundemonium
Found this sitting at a train station. Someone just turfed it out.
Must be forlorn.
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(*For lawn… you get it. You like puns. Don’t pretend otherwse. Don’t grass me up).
A Grass Roots Movement
A Little Con Descending
Apologies, this is a little condescending
Because it’s a little con, descending. Gettit? On a staircase. Do you understand? It’s a pun. And this bit is self-referential, because I’m being condescending, as if you dont understand, and that’s kinda rude. Why are you still reading this? The joke is up there.
The Purrfect Pun
This one was penned by my pun loving friend, I can take no credit –
Two cats walk into a bar ready for a big night. One of them sits down and orders a glass of milk. The other, astounded, says “come on man, don’t be a pussy!”
I went to buy a small dog from a breeder, but when I got there they tried to up the price. I just walked away.
I don’t negotiate with terriorists.
C.T. Curio 