“I will have have my revenge! If it’s the last thing I do!”
“Which it probably will be, seeing as this isn’t really high on my list of priorities.”
“So if I manage to get those other things done first, then revenge. Otherwise, meh.”
“In fact I’ll probably find better stuff to do before I even finish this list off, which will just add to the original delay before I have my revenge. So, I probably wouldn’t worry about it.”
“Unless this year is going to be excruciatingly boring, which given the current political climate seems unlikely, but if it is, then boom, you’d better watch your back. Revenge!”
“But most likely I will just go and watch a film or something until I’m over it.”
“Something light hearted, maybe with that guy from that movie about the monkey in it. You know the guy. Makes you laugh but then in the next moment makes you think. That guy is great in those things.”
“What I’m trying to say is that you probably shouldn’t have murdered my family, but I didn’t really like them anyway.”
“So… Don’t suppose you want to catch a movie?”