Attention to detail
Came across this job description.
I think I can spend their money. Not sure about attention to detail though.
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For instance, doesn’t (rice) paper beat stone?
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Ooh, that gives me an idea!
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Bored Microwave?
Do you have a bored microwave? Frigid fridge? Depressed mixer? Has your dishwasher lost its shine? Can’t find your oven’s spark?
You need –
Helping owners entertain hapless white goods since 1973.
It will turn on you – like that!
More evidence of the impending electronic uprising.
Hey! Tone it down ‘speed king’. I really don’t like your altitude.
Sorry, that was terrible. Or did it go over your head?
Ok, I’m done with this saucy post now. (Saucer? Saucery?…. Sorcery? It flies… Ok, I’ve got nothing.)
C.T. Curio 