Apparently pointy glass statues are popular hair care products. Who’d have known?
The instructions on the base explain that you should beat yourself in the face with it while repeating “I am beautiful”.
On a different train of thought – it must be very confusing in a trophy shop when looking through their wares. How do they differentiate their most popular products? Do they have mini trophies for the trophies? Little endorsements on the labels from people who have previously received them? (Or is that only in the second-hand stores?)