Someone P’d on the ground.
Trying to ask people the best way up to the second floor…
…all I got was vacant stares.
I used to have a little money.
Now I have a lot.
That one on the end looks a tad aggressive
That one on the other end seems hungry
Here’s one – If someone works for you, pay them.
“You’re a terrible model and nobody likes you.”
Personally I’d prefer a comb that didn’t mock me.
Perhaps I don’t get it because I’m not a model.
Or perhaps it’s because I have no hair.
This pavlova was completely Berried.