These wheels are up to something.

Train de Laze

Looks like someone finally removed this hypocritical text from these long suffering stairs

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Apparently Putin is some kind of alien creature who is energised by each election win.

One of these apples is not like the others

and don’t get me started on the corn

Do you think it would be a good idea to make a ‘wouldn’t’ / ‘wooden’ pun?

I think it…

Don’t believe everything you read – but this is true. A key component of saponification is a lie!

Soap maker: “Sell me lyes, sell me sweet little lyes.”

I just can’t handle this.

Took the kids to the zoo. We were hoping to see some big cats. All we saw were lines.

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They have no pride.