These wheels are up to something.


Looks like someone finally removed this hypocritical text from these long suffering stairs

Apparently Putin is some kind of alien creature who is energised by each election win.

One of these apples is not like the others

and don’t get me started on the corn
Do you think it would be a good idea to make a ‘wouldn’t’ / ‘wooden’ pun?
I think it…

Don’t believe everything you read – but this is true. A key component of saponification is a lie!
Soap maker: “Sell me lyes, sell me sweet little lyes.”
Took the kids to the zoo. We were hoping to see some big cats. All we saw were lines.
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They have no pride.