Our clairvoyant* estate agents can help!

With our new ‘Imagination to Reality’ ™ innovations your dream home can be yours. If you can dream it, you can experience it. (In fact, you already have!)

Why live with boring bricks and mortar when you can ‘Upsell’ (R) ™ to pure ‘Existential Delight’ (C) (R) ™.

But don’t just take our word for it. Beyonce, David Beckham, Jackie Chan and Ghandi are just some of the celebrities who you could imagine in your new home.

All you need to do is call. (We are expecting you).

* Depending on your individual situation and mental state, Agents may or may not appear to be psychic.

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Thinking of Selling?

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This is from a few years ago, but it still makes me shake my head.  (Article from the Tasmanian Mercury.)

What makes this particularly chuckle-worthy is that the bottom photo ´╗┐was from an article in the paper just days earlier, wherein the pictured property owner was complaining that the heritage listing on his house was preventing him from renovating.  They later passed this off as ‘an accident’.

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Crashing House Prices

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