Tag Archives: pun
The Audio File
As far as I’m concerned there’s no future in sound effect production.
It’s all foley.
Corny Flakes
I had cereal for breakfast, and again for dinner. I guess that makes me… A serial offender.
You may not find this picture too interesting at first glance…
But to me it’s just riveting.
Are you blind?
Preferential Treatment
I find I am torn between literal correctness and personal preference when I say that I do not consider flaying a peeling.
Which is odd, considering I’m not torn by quatering at all.
Looks like someone was pulling around one of those little travel bags, with the wheels, but they just couldn’t handle it.
Off the Handle
Intense
“I had tickets to see this circus, one of the old style circuses with wild animals and acrobats and fire-breathers. Anyway, the day finally came just as a cyclone hit the city. Rain was bucketing down from the sky and the tops of trees were sweeping the roads. And then, just as the whole wild menagerie drove into town it turned out the great hall had been double booked and the circus drew the short straw. Can you imagine it? All these giraffes and gymnasts, dwarves and dancing bears, parading down the street, ejected from their venue, wandering aimlessly.”
“That’s terrible. What happened?”
“Well they ended up performing outside! Lions and trapeze and all!”
“Wasn’t it dangerous in that weather?”
“A little. It was in tents.”
It’s not easy
Have you heard about the Diphy?
The religious sect that lives on a tall desolate death-trap of a mountain, where they balance for days on a single reed of bamboo, on one leg, and recite prayers in ancient Aramaic, translated into Klingon, and eat only one grain of rice a fortnight and are condemned by pain of death to vows of celibacy, silence and thinking only of the colour green?
Really, no?
You’ve never heard of the Diphy cult?
C.T. Curio 