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Too Dear
Found these clocks…
It said they were 12 bucks
But they were just two deer.
Weekend Work Out
Trainer: “Hey, how did you go with the protein powder?”
Trainee: “Good. So what are we doing today?”
Trainer: “Aaa, heard any dirty jokes lately?
Trainee: “No.”
Trainer: “Wanna watch a movie?”
Trainee: “Shouldn’t we do some weights or something?”
Trainer: “It’s a bit hot.”
Trainee: “I’m sorry, I just don’t think this is working out.”
Car Pet
Finally got myself one of those Car Pets people talk so much about. But I have to say, I’m not very impressed.
It’s fur is rough, it refuses to be trained and is utterly unaffectionate. This is the worst pet ever. Seriously, you wouldn’t believe just how lazy it is.
On the plus side it seems to be fine left in the car with the windows up on a hot day.
Devo-lution
When a good call comes along
You must quip it!
Before the conversation goes too long
You must quip it!
…
Quip it good.
Oh Deer
In 15th Century Africa, the bloodthirsty methods of one creature led it to be feared over all others…
C.T. Curio 