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Living a Rich Life

I may not be rich in monetary terms, but I am rich in life.  The secret to being rich in life is to collect a lot of it early on, then hold onto it so it accumulates interest.  The best way to do this is to keep those from whom you are stealing the life alive and display them in a public place.  I’ve found this generates a great deal of interest while at the same time dissuading enemies from attacking your mountain keep.