Award for most confusing self-endorsement

Apparently pointy glass statues are popular hair care products. Who’d have known?

The instructions on the base explain that you should beat yourself in the face with it while repeating “I am beautiful”.

On a different train of thought – it must be very confusing in a trophy shop when looking through their wares. How do they differentiate their most popular products? Do they have mini trophies for the trophies? Little endorsements on the labels from people who have previously received them? (Or is that only in the second-hand stores?)

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It’s a fine line

I have a friend who refuses to drink hyphenated beverages.

Like Coca-Cola.

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Weekend Work Out

Trainer: “Hey, how did you go with the protein powder?”
Trainee: “Good. So what are we doing today?”
Trainer: “Aaa, heard any dirty jokes lately?
Trainee: “No.”
Trainer: “Wanna watch a movie?”
Trainee: “Shouldn’t we do some weights or something?”
Trainer: “It’s a bit hot.”
Trainee: “I’m sorry, I just don’t think this is working out.”

Comic

Sonar or Later

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Car Pet

Finally got myself one of those Car Pets people talk so much about. But I have to say, I’m not very impressed.

It’s fur is rough, it refuses to be trained and is utterly unaffectionate. This is the worst pet ever. Seriously, you wouldn’t believe just how lazy it is.

On the plus side it seems to be fine left in the car with the windows up on a hot day.

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