Despite mandating that only both the usual methods of movement at an access point be observed here – somehow I still cannot comply.

Perhaps I’m not wearing the right shoes.

No Loitering?

Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll stand behind your line, but you can’t make demands on my low-light aperture settings!

Losing Focus

Some of this regulation is a bit extreme.

Why all the hatred of superheroes?

Oh… I see.

With great power comes great …censorship.

You’re not allowed to do anything these days.

This level of regulation is simply shocking.

Some hazards need to be taken a little more casually.

Go on. You know you want to.

Was almost run down by several matchbox cars before I saw this sign

Things are getting serious…

Because that is a stickman’s head on a spike, right?

The warning signs are everywhere

They just want to stop you having fun – crouching like some superhero.

I’m sure this could be more widely applied…