The ambiguity is just too much for me.
Who is that guy? Some kind of deep-sea monster slaying aquanaut? Does he use his giant watch for battling giant squid? Does he even need to know what time it is?
Talk about unrealistic standards. Maybe if I buy one of these watches I too can be a hyper-real image of a man emerging from the frozen ocean – no, wait, water resistant to 10m. Never mind. Standing knee deep in surf for the rest of my life isn’t really all that appealing.