(Sorry for the picture quality – too many reflections in this shop front)  Real people?

Who is that guy? Some kind of deep-sea monster slaying aquanaut? Does he use his giant watch for battling giant squid?  Does he even need to know what time it is?

Talk about unrealistic standards. Maybe if I buy one of these watches I too can be a hyper-real image of a man emerging from the frozen ocean – no, wait, water resistant to 10m. Never mind. Standing knee deep in surf for the rest of my life isn’t really all that appealing.