I went to buy a small dog from a breeder, but when I got there they tried to up the price. I just walked away.

I don’t negotiate with terriorists.

Terrierable

Have you noticed that every second-hand bookstore seems to have at least one copy of The Art of War?

The Art of War

This one contains real wood!

They don’t make sticks like they used to.

If only there was some environmentally friendly alternative