Trainer: “Hey, how did you go with the protein powder?”
Trainee: “Good. So what are we doing today?”
Trainer: “Aaa, heard any dirty jokes lately?
Trainee: “No.”
Trainer: “Wanna watch a movie?”
Trainee: “Shouldn’t we do some weights or something?”
Trainer: “It’s a bit hot.”
Trainee: “I’m sorry, I just don’t think this is working out.”
Tag Archives: funny
Car Pet
Finally got myself one of those Car Pets people talk so much about. But I have to say, I’m not very impressed.
It’s fur is rough, it refuses to be trained and is utterly unaffectionate. This is the worst pet ever. Seriously, you wouldn’t believe just how lazy it is.
On the plus side it seems to be fine left in the car with the windows up on a hot day.
Party Poopers Part 4
…but a wet floor is ok to dance on? That just looks dangerous! Come on people, get some perspective!
Devo-lution
When a good call comes along
You must quip it!
Before the conversation goes too long
You must quip it!
…
Quip it good.
Double Entendres Homonyms
I thought I’d have a go at some sketchy double puns
And of course, my old favourite –
Party Poopers Part 3
Things are getting serious…
Because that is a stickman’s head on a spike, right?
Poopy Party Poopers Part 2
The warning signs are everywhere
They just want to stop you having fun – crouching like some superhero.
I’m sure this could be more widely applied…
Party Poopers Part 1
No partying on the truck’s tail lift.
It does look like fun though.
C.T. Curio 