Party Poopers Part 4

…but a wet floor is ok to dance on? That just looks dangerous! Come on people, get some perspective!

Devo-lution

When a good call comes along
You must quip it!
Before the conversation goes too long
You must quip it!
…
Quip it good.

I thought I’d have a go at some sketchy double puns

And of course, my old favourite –

Things are getting serious…

Because that is a stickman’s head on a spike, right?

The warning signs are everywhere

They just want to stop you having fun – crouching like some superhero.

I’m sure this could be more widely applied…

No partying on the truck’s tail lift.

It does look like fun though.

This counter can’t be counted on.

Who abandons a trolley and leaves?

… because the trolley has leaves in it. And it has been left there. It’s a pun.

I don’t normally explain these things but I thought I’d branch out.