ce n’est pas une pipe de merde

This one’s cactus

(Tremble before my artistic talents!)

I’m just going to duck out

Attack of the clones

Apparently we can clone people now. It’s crazy. I’m sure many have opinions on this, but I take it quite personally. When I first found out I was beside myself.

And I’m not sure if we will ever see I to I.

But clones are people two. (Okay, I stole that last one)

visual puns

Staff Only

Writing

I wish I was making this up

[Ring Ring]
“Mr Curio?”
“Yes?”
“We’ve been going over your pay claims and have noticed that on two days in the past week you didn’t take a lunch break.”
“Yes, that’s right. It’s been really hectic here.”
“It’s an occupational health and safety requirement that all employees work no more than 5 hours without taking at least a half hour break.”
“…”
“So we’ll just deduct half an hour from each of those days on your time sheet to account for those breaks.”
“… So … can you add an extra half hour at the end of those days?”
“We will deduct a half hour from each of those days in order to meet the requirements of the system.”
“…”
“Is there anything else we can do for you today?”
“…um, no. I feel quite refreshed. Thank you.”
“Not a problem. Thank you.”
[click]