Tag Archives: Humour
Motivation – Productivity
Don’t put off today what you can put off tomorrow. Because then you will never get it done. This isn’t supposed to be deep. Just advice on how not to do stuff.
Lifeless Heir
Spoilers – Game of Thrones series 6.
The secret to resurrection…
What ever happened to equivalent exchange? Dark rituals? Human sacrifice? Imperfect results? Pain and suffering?
Nope, just give that hair a good wash.
A Poem for my Laptop
Why oh why
Do you choose to die
On this quiet cold evening
The 1st of July?
No games can be loaded
Now Steam won’t play
My external hard drive
Is useless this day.
It’s not that i can’t find
Some un-PC way
To amuse myself
– The weekend’s ok –
You’ve just made me unhappy
Not over the moon
Why not kick the bucket
On the 30th of June?
I know that you know
You cost twelve-hundred bucks
And the tax year just ended
Feck you very much.
Auto-Retro bye bye buy
I don’t understand these ads for new cars. My car is 19 years old now and has the same features. Like ‘Dimming Headlights’ and ‘Keyless Entry’. (These are not good things.)
C.T. Curio 