Aslan’s Revenge

“Remember Peter, our only way out of Narnia is to remember where the lamppost…”

“…aw crap.”

I was blind but now I understand why I can’t see

In a darkened corridor, I was glad someone posted this informative sign (when I happened to be close enough to make it out).

We came across a small t-shirt store.
Her – “Do you think they have any gold shirts?”
Me – “Well there’s your answer right there!”

Me – “No. No they don’t.”

You win this round Electro

Somewhere there’s a tiny criminal running free.

I’m glad I wasn’t nearby when they let this party popper off.

I reckon Thomas knows where that treasure is… I mean, look at him.