This bamboo fence isn’t holding up so well. Luckily they decided to make it out of something stronger – irony.

Sour Milk

They were giving away flavoured milk in the street (it was a promotion, not just some stranger with a plastic bag)…

It’s just a little big M really. But hey, it was free.

What got me was this – just look at the tag on the top corner of the carton –

They know how difficult these things are to open! Who would be so sadistic as to write “enjoy”? Have fun getting to your iced coffee, mwa ha ha ha!

t-test

We came across a small t-shirt store.
Her – “Do you think they have any gold shirts?”
Me – “Well there’s your answer right there!”

Me – “No. No they don’t.”

I couldn’t help but feel the irony as I scuffed my shoe at the top of the stairs on the upturned edge of this safety sticker.