A sailor tried to sell me a ship with a broken mast
“No sail”
Tag Archives: pun
Have you noticed that every second-hand bookstore seems to have at least one copy of The Art of War?
The Art of War
Do you think it would be a good idea to make a ‘wouldn’t’ / ‘wooden’ pun?
I think it…
Wooden bee
Crime in Bel-Air
Will Smith, renowned as a thrill seeker, robbed a jewellery store (just for kicks). He would have gotten away with it too, but the police eventually caught him.
His mistake? He returned to the scene of the crime and this time forgot to wear gloves.
They found the fresh prints.
Don’t believe everything you read – but this is true. A key component of saponification is a lie!
Soap maker: “Sell me lyes, sell me sweet little lyes.”
Not having a bar of it
I’m not Lion
Took the kids to the zoo. We were hoping to see some big cats. All we saw were lines.
…
They have no pride.
C.T. Curio 