Apparently Putin is some kind of alien creature who is energised by each election win.
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One of these apples is not like the others
and don’t get me started on the corn
She’ll be apples
Do you think it would be a good idea to make a ‘wouldn’t’ / ‘wooden’ pun?
I think it…
Wooden bee
Don’t believe everything you read – but this is true. A key component of saponification is a lie!
Soap maker: “Sell me lyes, sell me sweet little lyes.”
C.T. Curio 