Found this sitting at a train station. Someone just turfed it out.
Must be forlorn.
(*For lawn… you get it. You like puns. Don’t pretend otherwse. Don’t grass me up).
Apologies, this is a little condescending
Because it’s a little con, descending. Gettit? On a staircase. Do you understand? It’s a pun. And this bit is self-referential, because I’m being condescending, as if you dont understand, and that’s kinda rude. Why are you still reading this? The joke is up there.
I found a dragonfly
I believe that’s called agoraphilia
Leonardo was not enjoying his new job at Amazon
I was walking outside and the wind was blowing when suddenly I noticed the plants were talking to me. It was at this moment that the vines realised I could understand what they were saying and they were like…
Ok, I’ll play. Umm… Government agents? Organised crime? Kidnapping service?
Mobile photo film development?
Albino party bus?