There is no backpack
(vague Ghostbusters reference)
Can you believe this? At first I thought it was just a travel shop, but then I saw the light – A whole shop full of decaying flesh made to look like bags.
A venue of vultures would occasionally gather around the 40% off signs,
You can only park here if you say you like it…
Though on the other side are parking spaces for non-promotors. Assuming that parking in the space is the best form of promotion, does that mean you’re not allowed to park there? Which of course means that you can…
Don’t neglect your steps.
It’s a serious matter. I once stumbled across a whole case of these left unattended. The situation quickly descended into chaos.
Be mindful of your little step
He’ll trip you as he pleases
He only does it to annoy
As door jambs let in breezes.
(Apologies to Lewis Carroll)