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Category Archives: Writing
I’m not Lion
Took the kids to the zoo. We were hoping to see some big cats. All we saw were lines.
…
They have no pride.
Isle be Back
When Ireland split into North and South, do you know why the South was sooooo much bigger?
It kept Dublin.
Train of Thought
Trains are better than buses
Buses aren’t better than trains
If you still think buses are better
Try waiting when it rains.
You don’t get stuck in traffic
When you’re on a train, it’s true
Unless you’re at a level crossing
Then the traffic gets stuck on you.
So they’re replacing level crossings
So its safer for cars and trains
Which is why I’m catching buses
And complaining when it rains.
Heuristic Bar Joke
A teacher, a trainer and a facilitator walk into a bar.
The first says: “Do you realise that we each have different theoretical underpinnings which denote separate pedagogical practices?”
The second says: “But rather than being descriptive, our titles are industry based and continually re-defined and re-applied.”
The third says: “What actually happens, day to day while we undertake our work, depends on our individual characteristics far more than the label on our contracts.”
At this point the bartender turned around and said: “That’s very interesting. Which one of you just said that?”
But nobody knew.
Broad Spectrum
I’d been worried about my friend’s mood swings, always up and down.
One day I finally asked him if he had bi-polar disorder.
He said he did not. He’d already been to see a doctor. Turns out he was just on the spectrum.
Both ends of it.
