Contemporary Outdoor Living
I’m not sure if this BBQ has everything… but it’s bigger than our kitchen… and there’s the kitchen sink.
Short Range Memory Loss
This memory card is ideal for phones…
…provided they are over one meter long, with the transmitter at one end and this memory card at the other.
(Actually I think this card is pretty nice. I’ll just forget I read all that.)
Revolting food manufacturers?
“Fire your bosses, occupy the factory!”
Some managers are so desperate to get out of work that they’ll even resort to vandalism.
Bloomin’ Sprung
Don’t you hate it when you’re chosen to be a model for Spring Fashion Week… and you have hay fever?
Because games aren’t supposed to be fun
Tired of your kids playing aimlessly? Do sports games seem wasteful considering the unlikelihood of your child becoming a professional athlete? Give them some direction and prepare them for life on the giant rat-wheel of modern life with: JOB ISLAND!!!
(Mind you, my careers advisor never mentioned the fighting space robot career option.)
Child Demon?
This creeps me out.
It’s no accident those kids with the giant watermelon are missing their heads.
You can never have too much safety…
I couldn’t help but feel the irony as I scuffed my shoe at the top of the stairs on the upturned edge of this safety sticker.
C.T. Curio 