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I was blind but now I understand why I can’t see
In a darkened corridor, I was glad someone posted this informative sign (when I happened to be close enough to make it out).
Sign of the Times
If it wasn’t so late at night this could be confusing.
But the open is closed…
Fleeting Moments
Missed a couple of great photos on the weekend. One was a local renovator’s van with the logo emblazoned on the side: “Let’s get plastered!”
The other was a ute with an antique electric chair strapped to the back. (This was just after Halloween). My friend asks: “Why would anyone buy that?” Not wanting to miss an opportunity, I reply “For the shock value!”
Groans ensued.
Aneurysmic
Ah, cholesterol my love…
Be still my beating heart!
(Aorta know better, but I’m so vein. I may not know arteries, but I know what I like!)
Too Much Pun
I don’t know what’s in this box, but by the description I’m guessing that it is a device that can staple desks – and does comedy shows – and Burlesque.
-Update- I’m no longer allowed to order stationary.
(I can only buy stuff when I’m moving.)
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(FYI: “Stationery” – (n.) the place you buy stations. They’re a collaborative franchise created by the cable TV and Rail networks.)
(AFYI: “Staples” – (n.) basic or principle items. For instance, in the phrase – “we need to order more staples because someone keeps stealing my paperclips and I need them to complete the post-modern work of art I’m constructing in my drawer” – the word ‘paperclips’ implies a staple.)
Wax on, wax off
Brad Pitt’s latest film explores the trauma hairy men experience in a world obsessed with personal grooming…
C.T. Curio 