Apparently we can clone people now. It’s crazy. I’m sure many have opinions on this, but I take it quite personally. When I first found out I was beside myself.
And I’m not sure if we will ever see I to I.
But clones are people two. (Okay, I stole that last one)
[Ring Ring]
“Mr Curio?”
“Yes?”
“We’ve been going over your pay claims and have noticed that on two days in the past week you didn’t take a lunch break.”
“Yes, that’s right. It’s been really hectic here.”
“It’s an occupational health and safety requirement that all employees work no more than 5 hours without taking at least a half hour break.”
“…”
“So we’ll just deduct half an hour from each of those days on your time sheet to account for those breaks.”
“… So … can you add an extra half hour at the end of those days?”
“We will deduct a half hour from each of those days in order to meet the requirements of the system.”
“…”
“Is there anything else we can do for you today?”
“…um, no. I feel quite refreshed. Thank you.”
“Not a problem. Thank you.”
[click]
I’m not sure if this BBQ has everything… but it’s bigger than our kitchen… and there’s the kitchen sink.
This memory card is ideal for phones…
…provided they are over one meter long, with the transmitter at one end and this memory card at the other.
(Actually I think this card is pretty nice. I’ll just forget I read all that.)
Don’t you hate it when you’re chosen to be a model for Spring Fashion Week… and you have hay fever?
Tired of your kids playing aimlessly? Do sports games seem wasteful considering the unlikelihood of your child becoming a professional athlete? Give them some direction and prepare them for life on the giant rat-wheel of modern life with: JOB ISLAND!!!
(Mind you, my careers advisor never mentioned the fighting space robot career option.)
C.T. Curio 