“You’re a terrible model and nobody likes you.”
Personally I’d prefer a comb that didn’t mock me.
Perhaps I don’t get it because I’m not a model.
Or perhaps it’s because I have no hair.
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For when you need your Absinthe to ‘man up’ a bit.
There’s half a shot of testosterone in that stuff.
Makes the heart grow fonder
This must be the cheaper ‘single use’ model.
Isn’t it supposed to be touch sensitive or something?
(Though that’s how I got into this situation in the first place – ow).
At least I didn’t have to wait in line.
Broken iPad
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll stand behind your line, but you can’t make demands on my low-light aperture settings!
C.T. Curio 