Who can rip your limbs off?
Sprinkle cinnamon?
The candy man can!
Category Archives: photos
Your kind are welcome here
This toilet is exclusively for men, women and droids.
You’ll notice that droids are distinctive as, rather than having a small round head, they have a large screen for a face. And instead of walking on two legs like a man, they balance on a single wheel, like a woman.
Can you believe this? At first I thought it was just a travel shop, but then I saw the light – A whole shop full of decaying flesh made to look like bags. 
A venue of vultures would occasionally gather around the 40% off signs,
Bring out your dead
You can only park here if you say you like it…
Though on the other side are parking spaces for non-promotors. Assuming that parking in the space is the best form of promotion, does that mean you’re not allowed to park there? Which of course means that you can…
Promotional Paradox
Step Parents Wanted
Don’t neglect your steps.
It’s a serious matter. I once stumbled across a whole case of these left unattended. The situation quickly descended into chaos.
Be mindful of your little step
He’ll trip you as he pleases
He only does it to annoy
As door jambs let in breezes.
(Apologies to Lewis Carroll)
C.T. Curio 