This must be the cheaper ‘single use’ model.

Isn’t it supposed to be touch sensitive or something?

(Though that’s how I got into this situation in the first place – ow).

At least I didn’t have to wait in line.

Broken iPad

Eye don’t nose

Looks like eye shoes are more popular than mouth shoes… ?

The eyes have it.

I don’t know what they see in these myself.

Other body parts were sorely missing from this collection. They have no nose. …how do they smell? Heh heh. Like shoes. o_0

That’s pretty bad. Someone put their foot in their mouth.

Sorry that’s so corny. May need to file that away.

Too pedestrian?