Can you believe this? At first I thought it was just a travel shop, but then I saw the light – A whole shop full of decaying flesh made to look like bags.  

A venue of vultures would occasionally gather around the 40% off signs,

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Bring out your dead

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Step Parents Wanted

Don’t neglect your steps.

 
It’s a serious matter.  I once stumbled across a whole case of these left unattended. The situation quickly descended into chaos.

  

Be mindful of your little step

He’ll trip you as he pleases

He only does it to annoy

As door jambs let in breezes.

       (Apologies to Lewis Carroll)

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The magic has gone from this relationship.

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Hard Rubbish, Hard Truths

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The facade of a bygon era reflects on new constructions.

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The Spectre of Progress

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Was tempted to buy this cushion cover, but it just … didn’t seem manly enough.

  

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no frills

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Looks like someone was pulling around one of those little travel bags, with the wheels, but they just couldn’t handle it.

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Off the Handle

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