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Something fowl afoot
Ok, you can sea it’s a gull. It’s just me flippin’ out over this picture. Orange you glad it wasn’t a turkey… What?
Kris was Kross
Can you see? The blurry shape in the blurry tree? How did it get up there? What could it be?
Is it a sweatshirt? A pullover? A small jacket? A cardigan? A tracksuit top? A hoodie?
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It’s definitely a jumper.
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Existence Stage Left
“Know Thyself” – Delphic maxim
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“No Thyself” – Gautama Buddha
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“Know why self” – Deleuze (postmodern retort)
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“No wine shelf” – IKEA (kitchen cupboard)
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So, here’s the truth about critical existentialism:
It’s all pun and games until someone loses an I.
Not so much
I wouldn’t really call that “lots”. It’s only, how many, thirteen? I guess it depends if you’re counting sultanas or elephants. Stones or diamonds. Apostles or pillars of salt…
Resistance is Futile
Seen in an electrician’s car space:
Though it won’t be long before it just becomes anti-monarchist sentiment.
…or maybe it already is… Down with the artificial reality king!
Tree Feet
I just can’t come up with a caption for this picture
I’m stumped.
External Use Only?
Darn, I’ve already used the “unpalatable” pun!
But this would certainly be difficult to swallow.
C.T. Curio 