This one was penned by my pun loving friend, I can take no credit –
Two cats walk into a bar ready for a big night. One of them sits down and orders a glass of milk. The other, astounded, says “come on man, don’t be a pussy!”
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I went to buy a small dog from a breeder, but when I got there they tried to up the price. I just walked away.
I don’t negotiate with terriorists.
Terrierable
Do you notice anything strange in this picture?
Because to me it just looks like an open and shut case.
Mr E.
Democrasee what I did there?
There’s been a bit of civil unrest in my neighborhood, so I suggested to the local council that they could start one of those Greek style open market spaces.
They said they didn’t want to agora-vate the situation.
…Yeah, that was terrible. Sorry about that.
Auteur-bots Roll Out
I’ve been considering a future in film making. I’m not sure I have what it takes for high functioning auterism. I’m certainly on the spectrum though.
C.T. Curio 