Ok, I’ll play. Umm… Government agents? Organised crime? Kidnapping service?
Mobile photo film development?
Albino party bus?
Just Vampires?
Images
Someone took the scissors from the print room at work.
Someone left a passive-aggressive note to ask for their return.
Someone returned the scissors and created a metaphysical dilemma.
Where are the scissors?
Have they ever moved?
Where am I?
What is this place?
How can we be sure what we are seeing is real?
What is my relationship to something I perceive?
Do I create the scissors or do the scissors create me?
Why am I shaking?
Where are the scissors?
I went to buy a small dog from a breeder, but when I got there they tried to up the price. I just walked away.
I don’t negotiate with terriorists.
Terrierable
Important message about bullying:
Think back to when you were in primary school. Where the bigger kids could pick on you, push you around and take your stuff. Well guess what. You’re an adult now and that means you have more power. You are also bigger than every primary school kid, so you can take anything you want. Like this fancy bracelet. (Nice, right?)
C.T. Curio 