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Can you believe this? At first I thought it was just a travel shop, but then I saw the light – A whole shop full of decaying flesh made to look like bags. 
A venue of vultures would occasionally gather around the 40% off signs,
Bring out your dead
You can only park here if you say you like it…
Though on the other side are parking spaces for non-promotors. Assuming that parking in the space is the best form of promotion, does that mean you’re not allowed to park there? Which of course means that you can…
Promotional Paradox
(Sorry for the picture quality – too many reflections in this shop front) 
Real people?
Who is that guy? Some kind of deep-sea monster slaying aquanaut? Does he use his giant watch for battling giant squid? Does he even need to know what time it is?
Talk about unrealistic standards. Maybe if I buy one of these watches I too can be a hyper-real image of a man emerging from the frozen ocean – no, wait, water resistant to 10m. Never mind. Standing knee deep in surf for the rest of my life isn’t really all that appealing.
Time for a Reality Check
( Look closely now ) For a main road, everyone was surprisingly sedate.
C.T. Curio 